Saturday, August 29, 2015

Day 362 Crab Island- Chinese water park :)

Since I got back to the PRC, it has been hot, as in BLAZIN' HOT!  The good news is the air has been relatively clear, with blue skies most days- unlike the yellow, putrid filth we flew into a year ago this time.

Why the change?

China is working to put her best face on, and best foot forward, for all the world to see when they celebrate the 70th anniversary of the "Chinese People's War of Resistance against the Japanese and the World Anti-Fascist War." All kinds of hoopla is planned this week, culminating in a full blown military parade at Tiananmen Square.  For more on the significance of this celebration in the PRC's capital city, see this article: September Holiday and Military Parade

For me personally, the timing is especially keen, as it was only last week that I was at Pearl Harbor revisiting some related significant American history with my girls.  The Hawaii blog(s) is still forthcoming...

A couple of days ago, as I took care of some business
in the alley market and at the grocery, I passed this
"sleepy sheepy" randomly placed on the sidewalk.
It was not in front of a bed mattress store.
The randomness of China just makes me smile :)
Yesterday, as I made my way all the way to the
northeast side of Beijing to go to a water park,
I was astounded by the number of police, military
soldiers, and those on security that are stationed at
every corner, every stop, on every bridge, all over
the city. Their presence is felt everywhere.  When
I popped up from the subway last evening, and
exited by the grocery store I had been to just two
days before, there was now a portable police
station standing there in the grocery parking lot, that

had not been there two days before. Things happen
that FAST in China. I did not snap any photos of 
the armed soldiers and police that were present; 
they do not take kindly to having their photograph taken.
I do not take kindly to the thought of a red jail.

The good news is after four subway exchanges, an argument with
a cab driver, and nearly two hours of travel, I made it to Crab
Island- a water park!  They had a wave pool :)

Complete with Chinese babies digging in the sand (i.e. dirt).
They had kid size back hoes for them to really dig deep!

There was a huge wade pool area with all kinds of
waterfalls and sprinklers and such to play in...

naked babies and children were everywhere.

Most adults, however, were covered up in
swim dresses,

...under umbrellas...
...or in tents.  I was severely under dressed in my bikini.

They had a lazy river for kayaking or tubing.

...or you could just wear your child's tube
on your head for sun protection, I guess.
These two girls took Chinese bathing suit
fashion to a whole new level.  After all of
their primping, they never did get wet, and
only stayed 'exposed' for about fifteen minutes.
Then they were covered up and back in the tent.

Still, it was a fun afternoon for a little bit of sunshine, a lot
of people watching, and some fun tubing down the curly slides.
I am a kid at heart; I cannot resist a water slide ;)

I couldn't help but notice this young woman's back.
Cupping is an ancient form of traditional Chinese
medicine that dates back centuries.  While it is
believed to help all sorts of ailments, from migraines
to infertility, to arthritis and more, there is little
research to support the beneficial uses of cupping.
I have seen some of my students at school with
cupping bruises on their back and neck- also
believed to help improve memory.  All I know
is that I won't be trying it any time soon- I bruise
easily as it is, and it looks incredibly painful.

To end on a happier note, I love how Chinese adults, even elders, love to laugh, play and have fun, just as children do.  I see their reckless abandon for fun all the time, and it is endearing...

  

G'nite, y'all!

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Day 359 I'm Baaaaacccckkk!!!

It has been a whirlwind summer for this traveling fool.  I plan to do some catch up blogs of the summer highlights, so stay tuned.  The Reader's Digest condensed version looks something like this: Beijing, to Doha, to Miami, to Indiana, to New Jersey, back to Florida (2900 miles in a moving van in six days!) to buying a house and beginning MAJOR renovations, to Hawaii for a week with Emily and Ellen, then back to Beijing the day before yesterday.  Whew!  This old gal is a little on the tired side, not to mention being severely jet lagged.  I landed in Beijing at 6am on Tuesday, August 25th, after an eleven hour flight from Honolulu.  After getting through customs, picking up my HEAVY luggage, standing in the taxi cue, and negotiating Beijing morning rush hour traffic, I got back to my apartment at 8am.  I hastily showered, made some coffee, threw on a dress, and reported to work by 9am.  Again, WHEW!!!

Look who was outside my apartment when I came
lugging my luggage straight from the airport???
MY PUPPY!!!!  I about cried with happiness that
she is still hanging around.  Then I nearly cried with
sadness that I had nothing to feed her. :(  She and I
will soon get reacquainted. I was just thrilled to see
that she is still alive, almost as thrilled as all the
old folks and neighbors were at seeing me back again.
I have never been greeted so warmly and excitedly
by so many people in my life.  It warmed my heart <3

While some colleagues did not show up for work my first morning back in the 'jing, I managed to hang in there working on my classroom and catching up with friends until 1:30pm.  By then, I was toast, and I was home and in bed by 2:30pm.  I didn't wake up at all until 10:30pm. I unpacked some, and tried to get a bit more settled in my apartment, and was back in bed by 1:30am. I woke up yesterday morning at 8:30am, feeling somewhat halfway back to normal...nothing that some Cuban coffee and a couple of Excedrin migraine formula pills couldn't resolve :)  Such is the life of trying to re-acclimate to living halfway around the world in a time zone twelve hours' difference from my 'home'.

My bestie Jeanette had the presence of mind, and kindness in her heart, to feed me some delicious homemade food, knowing full well I had not been to the grocery yet. Last night it was a Vietnamese dinner out with friends, then I was home, taking melatonin to sleep, and I was back in bed by 11:00pm.  This morning I hit the alarm at what is the usual 6:30am, to report to work for a busy day of back-to-school meetings with the full international staff at BNDS.  We have 21 newbies on board, from all parts of the world- Czech Republic, Scotland, UK, Australia, New Zealand, Romania, Canada, and all parts of the US.  I love having such an eclectic and interesting mix of coworkers- including the nearly 50 Chinese teachers, too.  BNDS continues to grow, with over 120 international teachers on staff, serving over 650 students in grades 10-12.  I love my job, and after today, it DOES feel good to be back in the People's Republic of China....

except for the kids, dogs, (and occasional adults) peeing on the sidewalks, grass, and bushes

and the spitting... So. Much. Spitting.  UGH.

and the split pants (still not used to littles' privates out on display for all to see)

and the pushing, shoving, throwing elbows, and clothes-lining with the locals in any public place

and the chewing (LOUDLY) lip smacking, slurping, belching, and all sorts of disgusting noises at
meal times, anywhere and everywhere

and the stench of public squatty potties- which today, after just three days of school and NO STUDENTS YET, the stench is already eeking out of the squatty potties in our new building.


That's right, we are temporarily moved to a new building, but that is fodder for another blog...


So, after a day's worth of orientation and meetings, I was able to leave work at a reasonable hour to take the bus and begin the scavenger hunt of restocking my pantry with all the good things to eat.  It took no less than three grocery stores/alley markets and a bakery, but at least I was able to stay on my side of town. I was loaded for bear walking back to my apartment complex.  I could feel the vertebrae in my poor old spine compressing under the weight of it all, and I thought my arms would fall off before I could manage fitting the key to my door of my ninth floor apartment.  WHEW!  (Except remember that it isn't really the ninth floor, because there is no fourth floor button in the elevator, because four is a bad number in the China). If you live on the 16th floor, it really is the 13th floor, but there's no 13th floor button (an unlucky number for Westerners), nor is there a 14th floor button, because it contains the dreaded number four (which means death in China). So, in essence, when you take away those three buttons in the elevator, your 16th floor is really thirteen stories up, but you live on a floor that doesn't exist in Chinese culture- did you follow all of that?!

Yeah, the China can be confusing as hell sometimes. Mostly it makes me giggle and smile inside out.

The good news in all of this?!

I LOVE grocery shopping in the China!  Food is so ridiculously CHEAP!  I am reminded once again, how in many ways, I am incredibly blessed to have this opportunity to live and work abroad, meeting awesome people, making great money, traveling to all parts of the world, and STILL saving for retirement and the 'bigger sailboat fund.'  (I've got my eye on a 40' sailboat for when I can officially retire and get back to some more sailing adventures in my life. Hopefully, it's just a few short years :)

Back to the food- the wonderful, delicious, food.  It is so easy to live a heart healthy, kidney healthy and blood pressure healthy lifestyle on a diet of all the available fruits and vegetables to be had. There are still some that I cannot identify, and I wouldn't know how to prepare them if I did know what they were. One of my goals this year is to enroll in a couple of cooking classes to become better versed on local gastronomy.  In the meantime, preparing food at home is a much healthier option, as the Chinese love to fry most things in vats of oil, and the majority of dishes are loaded with MSG, which is not good for an old broad with high blood pressure and one kidney.  I plan to cut beef, chicken, lamb (and yak!) consumption even further this year. My goal is to have any type of meat just once a week at most. I have other goals, too, like even more faithful workouts, further involvement in school activities with the students (perhaps jumping back in to plays/musicals, or extra curricular sponsorships), getting more comfortable on the bus system (I've conquered the subway), and expanding my Mandarin vocabulary beyond 10 words.  I still play one helluva game of Charades, although I slipped back in to Spanish without thinking on my second day here!

Again, back to the food....

"Seasonal" is a word that got lost in translation in the China.
It does not mean that Halloween decorations are out in August,
or Christmas decorations are out in October.  "Seasonal" means
there are over 100 varieties of soy sauce on the shelves.
I couldn't help but giggle when I snapped this pic.  And I'll
be danged, I could not find the one soy sauce I do like- so I
came away from "Seasonal" soy sauce-less.  Le sad.

To give you an idea of how ridiculously CHEAP groceries are
here, the head of cabbage was 38 cents, the head of red cabbage
broke the bank at 47 cents.  The head of broccoli was $1.00, the
bunch of fresh asparagus was 90 cents.  Two heirloom tomatoes
were 30 cents, the zucchini was also 30 cents.  Four huge plums
were just 50 cents, and big beautiful peaches were 20 cents each.
The big bunch of lettuce was just 60 cents, and the pound of
ground fresh pork was $1.19, but that will be three meals for me.
Crazy, huh?!  On the flip side though, the jar of imported
feta cheese was $9.00, and I paid $3.00 for a can of black olives.
And now you know why I smuggle peanut butter and Kraft mac
and cheese in my suitcase when I return from the States!
Tonight for dinner I made a HUGE salad with all the veggies, and
I sauteed the asparagus in olive oil and fresh pressed garlic. YUM :)


While I was busy slicing and dicing, I also made
a big bowl of coleslaw to last me the week.
Actually, the slaw was my dessert :) Why?!
Check out my recipe; it's quite delicious...
Karyn's sweet and tangy slaw
1/2 head green cabbage shredded
1/2 head read cabbage shredded
2 carrots shredded
1/2 red pepper and yellow pepper diced small
1/2 package of almonds
1/2 package of dried cranberries (from Aldi's, also smuggled in my suitcase!)
3 tablespoons of balsamic vinegar
6 tablespoons of pure coconut oil (from Hawaii, again, smuggled in my suitcase!)
dash of salt and pepper to taste


Lastly, inspired by my Honduran friend, Alejandra, I made
some fresh peach infused water to take to work tomorrow.  Our
hotel in Hawaii offered fresh apple/cucumber or fresh lemon/lime
infused waters in the lobby every day.  Drinking more water is
also another goal of mine to help my one kidney along. It is so
incredibly dry in China. (I also smuggled back ten bottles of
coconut body cream to last me the year. Oh, and don't forget the
four tubes of Sensodyne and the twelve bottles of hair dye, lol.)


And now you have the rest of the story to my lugging very heavy luggage from the airport.

Still, I remain the happiest girl in China!


PS. Yes, that's Jack Johnson, Hawaiian home boy, playing on my Ipad. Thank God for a working VPN so I can listen to Pandora :)  I also renewed my NFL Game Rewind membership, so this girlie is ready for some football!!!

And that, kids, is how you survive the China- good food, good friends, good attitude, great faith, a working VPN and the internet for all forms of entertainment, and the occasional glass of wine :)))

Saturday, August 22, 2015

Hawaii Day 6 ROAD TRIP! 08/22/15

I got up early Saturday morning to pick up a rental car...
make that a clown car.  Look how TINY the dash is!
We managed to cram three beach chairs, three boogie boards,
snacks, drinks, beach bag, towels, and the SHEET, and off
we went. Our plan was to explore the west coast of Oahu.


First stop? Snorkeling at Hanauma Bay Nature Preserve.


I hadn't been there since I was 17 on the high school band trip!

We girls are all water babies- and we can 'hang loose'
with the best of them!

I look ridic in this pic as I was wearing a hat
to keep my hair from getting tangled and torn in
the plastic strap- I miss my own dive equipment :/

Still hanging loose, lol

I snapped one pic underwater with my iPhone, then had a
sick feeling of potentially losing or ruining my phone when
I had leave to go back to China the following evening.
Better to be safe than sorry; so I tucked it back in the beach bag.

The sky continued to clear as the morning wore on...

We enjoyed our picnic, then went back for one more dive.
The clouds rolled back in and it started to rain, so we headed
on down the road.  I wanted to go by the Blow Hole that
I also had not seen since I was in high shcool.

I was glad to not be out on the water in a sailboat-
it looked quite menacing out there.

Still, it was beautiful listening to the
waves crash against the rocks.




You can see the Blow Hole as the rollers
hit the cliffs....

When a big wave hit, it went wooooooosh!

Once again, the clouds rolled through, and it got nice out.

Gorgeous shades of blue :)

Back in the pip squeak of a car to find Waimanalo beach.
See the lighthouse out on the cliff?

Found it!


Again, what a gorgeous view!


The girls played on the boogie boards, having
a blast getting tossed to shore- until Ellen got
tangled up with a portugese man o' war.
That sting packs a powerful punch.

It takes about 30 minutes for the pain to subside-
and no, Emily and I did not offer to pee on her foot.

We no sooner snapped this picture, and I looked behind me...

The clouds and rain were really about to bear down on us!
I quickly gathered our things, went into the surf to
rinse off a bit and I got stung by a jellyfish, too. Dang it :/
(and a few other choice words, perhaps)

We spotted this funky little restaurant called Goofy's and
it is a MUST DO if ever you are at Waikiki Beach.  The
food is organic, and delicious, and the place only seats
about 40 people.  Emily and I shared and acai berry bowl
and the Hawaiian french toast (breakfast is served all day)
and Ellen had a traditional Hawaiian dish- Loco Moco.
It's brown onion gravy, rice, chopped beef, with eggs on
top- probably a heart attack on a plate for all the
cholesterol, but it was delicious- I had more than one bite :)

I had to finish the night with this pic, as now I am at
T-24 hours from returning to Beijing.  There was a
Chinese couple at the table next to us, and I love how
the woman 'un-photo bombed' us!
It's the Chinese Way.
Unless, of course, they are taking the pic ;)

G'nite, y'all!

Friday, August 21, 2015

Hawaii Day 5 North Shore 08/21/15

On our fifth day in Hawaii, we hopped a bus up to the North Shore.
The North Shore is known for the Pipeline, where they get
some MONSTER waves 30'+ for international surfing
competitions.  Except, not this time of year.  It was dead calm.
Surf season is in the winter months here.  In the winter,
the beach will be filled with thousands of onlookers.

Miss Em had the beach to herself :)

Though the waves were hardly worth it to even
body surf, the red flags were out because of
dangerous rip tides.

Next our tour guide took us to Shark's Cove, 
for some snorkeling.  No sharks to be found :/




It was a beautiful cove for snorkeling, but I was getting
really frustrated with tourists just standing on the
reef in their fins.  Stupid people.  
The water was beautiful, and the reef had some fish,
but the reef itself was mostly dead.  Le sad :(

Next to Shark's Cove was another bay that was more
like tidal pools and very shallow. It was filled with
families and little kids swimming.  We attempted to
pick our way through the tidal pools, but the rocks
were tearing us up- no water shoes :(
The girls like to make fun of me and my backpack-
I think it suits me just fine :)  Have backpack, will travel!

So we headed over to Waimea Beach for some
sunbathing and body surfing.  The waves were better there.
Never too old to play in the waves :)
And I cannot set foot on a beach with jumping for JOY!
Every. Single. Time.

Waimea Beach is famous for the cliff jumping at the far end
of the bay.  I could not convince the girls to jump with me,
so I didn't do it either.  I have twice before, once the force
cleared my sinuses so that I had a raging headache for several
hours afterwards.  Another time I hurt my shoulder when
I hit the water.  It's probably just as well this old lady
didn't do it again- it would have likely resulted
in something getting seriously injured!
Turtles are often seen on this end of the island as they feed
 and nest in the summer months here.  We had been to
several beaches and never saw any, so our guide made a
point to take us to yet another beach where we were
sure to find some.....

Gimme some fin...noggin...duuuuuude :)
I just love Finding Nemo- click here!

At the end of the day were were taken to a little
village for some shopping at the Surf and Sea.

Love this...I want to paint a canvas of
this for our new home :)
I need this in my life!

I love this idea, too, for the sideboard on our
accent wall :)  

The girls each bought a pack of vintage postcards, then
decided they wanted to trade, so we resorted to the 'you
pick' game.  Usually who gets to pick first is settled by
rock/paper/scissors, or Ellie just calls 'youngest!' since
she is the more feisty of the two.  Sometimes, Momma
just calls it, so Emily got to pick first (for a change ;)
I love that at 23 & 25 years old, sisterly conflicts still
get resolved with rock/paper/scissors, lol.  As I sat on my
own bed and watched them pour over their post cards, I was
taken back to little girls about 4 and 6 years old, pouring
over seashells, or rocks, or Barbie clothes.  To see them
now as beautiful, confident, educated women makes
my heart soar.  I am one proud momma, and I could
not love them more.  I am so thankful to have this
special time with them.  So very thankful <3


Since it was Friday night, that meant it was Friday Night Pizza Night,
so we ordered in, rented some movies and called it a day.  It was perfect.


G'nite,  y'all!